my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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