I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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