You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
This girl is more easily done than said...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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