I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Randomize
