The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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