lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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