My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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