I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
this is an emotional support booty call
You ate ashes out of my bong
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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