ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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