Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She announced her abortion via fbk
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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