He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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