Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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