He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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