I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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