He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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