If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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