don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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