Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Found your dick twin last night
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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