You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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