sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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