Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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