Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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