I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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