Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I just found puke in my bra..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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