your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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