This is not my ceiling
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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