Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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