Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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