and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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