Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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