That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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