I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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