Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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