Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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