You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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