Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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