bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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