is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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