Having a random hookup so left but love u
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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