If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Help. Why am I so naked?
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