i was born a porn star she said
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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