Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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