are you still at the devil's house?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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