Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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