I hate your face
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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