how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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