Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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