I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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