fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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