he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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